Friday, February 6, 2009

Bailout Prosti-Madams!




I guess we know where that bailout money will go!


According to ABC News, Wall street lawyers, investment bankers, CEOs and media executives often used corporate credit cards to pay for $2,000 an hour prostitutes, according to the madam who ran one of New York's biggest and most expensive escort services until it was busted last year.


Kristin Davis, The Manhattan Madam not Charlotte from Sex and the City, was arrested by the feds for running a prostitution business last year, the District Attorney had "no interest" in her "blackbook" of clientele from major media and financial companies. That was so 2008! Now in 2009, we have a new Prez and new rules. So we better start accounting for our taxpayer money!


The Madam's "Blackbook" reads:



  • the part owner of a Major League Baseball team who "loves Kelsey"

  • the CEO of one of the country's largest private equity firms who met "Cameron" at the Peninsula Hotel

  • a major New York real estate developer who, according to the list, "will come to the door wearing women's panties"

  • a partner at the Wall Street law firm Cravath Swaine Moore "looking for a party girl to come fully equipped" and spent a total of $20,000

  • an investment banker from Lehman Brothers who saw "Kelsey and Keely together" and later saw "Aria and Skyler at the same time"

  • an investment banker at JP Morgan Securities who "loves Brooke" and spent $41,600

  • an investment banker at Goldman Sachs who "only wanted all-American girls" and spent $27,000

  • a managing director from Merrill Lynch who saw "Lana" using the name "Nataly"

  • a managing director from Deutsche Bank "who called about seeing Nataly again"

  • a vice president from NBC Universal


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